Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
Words I think we need
Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.
oh nooo but imagine the first time cas tells dean he loves him he watches his hunter all nervously because, even though he’s told dean just how much he adores him a million times over in enochian, it’s different now that both understand what’s being said
and dean just looks back at cas, this fierce being of heavenly wrath that pulled him from hell and has saved his life more times than he can count—who also happens to be a gigantic dork that loves burgers and cartoons and bees… and him
and dean just kind of goes
Things I’m looking for in a life partner:
- Will eat the weird chunky bits out of the jam